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[hexcrafter]

This is Viktor. Leave a message and I will get back to you.
[network username: hextechnician]

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[wilder]

[Several hours after Zelos disappeared on Viktor's introduction post, Viktor will receive message from Zelos- this time opting for the DMs]

Alright, I'm back.

Man, who knew that agreeing to pose as someone's dead family member would come with such complications!

So any luck getting those guys to let you build an elevator?

[hexcrafter]

I have the matter under control. I'm already working on blueprints and have some help lined up for assembly.

So, your life's still as turbulent as ever, I see.

[wilder]

Haha, nice! If you need help getting supplies or hauling stuff, lemme know.

Hey, it's not AS turbulent! It's calmed down a lot- no one's tried to kill me in AGES.

[That should not be the bar Zelos]

You know how the people of this world are reincarnations of past worlds? Anyway, couple years ago, I had a girl show up at my door insisting that I was her half-brother. Turns out her brother was one of those reincarnations, but he had died and left her without any family left.

So, since I'm a deeply compassionate soul, I've been going along with it. Easier for legal reasons to pretend I'm the reincarnation rather than trying to explain to the DMV that I'm his other-dimensional double, you know?

[hexcrafter]

[Give him a minute. In which the ellipses typing bubble appeared and disappeared several times.]




What the fuck, Zelos.

[wilder]

What?

Oh c'mon, like you've never executed a convoluted plan in you life, Mister "I manipulated from behind the scenes to avoid joining the app for years"!

Just about how many hoops did you jump through to pull off THAT?

[hexcrafter]

There is a vast difference between avoiding being conscripted onto social media and inter-universe identity theft.

It is really none of my business one way or the other, but surely you can at least admit this is insane.

[wilder]

Fine fine, I'll admit it's a LITTLE off the wall - but c'mon, what else was I supposed to do?

[hexcrafter]

I do not exactly have an answer for that either, which is why my judgment stops at 'that's insane and I hope you know that'.

[wilder]

Haha, fair enough! I guess it is pretty crazy. Though... hasn't been bad. Lot less lonely.

Anyway, as usual I'll try to keep you out of my drama. I can't promise that bandana wearing guy in your D&D group won't try asking you stuff. He was already trying to snoop into how you and I know each other... talk about nosy.

[hexcrafter]

You do not have to worry. I am more than capable of staying quiet if he or anyone else asks. As long as this elaborate charade of yours isn't causing any serious damage, I can not very well tell you to stop.

[wilder]

Well, it shouldn't cause any damage, anyway. Sure maybe I went about it an insane way, but I really do mean it that I'm just trying to live a peaceful life.

But... thanks, seriously.

Oh! Here! Wanted to give you this as a "welcome to the app/bullshit" gift.

[Viktor will receive a text message, informing him that he now has a VIP membership for Random Play]

Just so we're clear, that's my sister's video store- not my Onlyfans.

[hexcrafter]

'Maybe' does not apply here, that is completely insane. But that's about the extent of my input on the matter.


I would hope it isn't, you're miles off of my type. Although, I do appreciate it.