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[hexcrafter]

This is Viktor. Leave a message and I will get back to you.
[network username: hextechnician]

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[wilder]

What?

Oh c'mon, like you've never executed a convoluted plan in you life, Mister "I manipulated from behind the scenes to avoid joining the app for years"!

Just about how many hoops did you jump through to pull off THAT?

[hexcrafter]

There is a vast difference between avoiding being conscripted onto social media and inter-universe identity theft.

It is really none of my business one way or the other, but surely you can at least admit this is insane.

[wilder]

Fine fine, I'll admit it's a LITTLE off the wall - but c'mon, what else was I supposed to do?

[hexcrafter]

I do not exactly have an answer for that either, which is why my judgment stops at 'that's insane and I hope you know that'.

[wilder]

Haha, fair enough! I guess it is pretty crazy. Though... hasn't been bad. Lot less lonely.

Anyway, as usual I'll try to keep you out of my drama. I can't promise that bandana wearing guy in your D&D group won't try asking you stuff. He was already trying to snoop into how you and I know each other... talk about nosy.

[hexcrafter]

You do not have to worry. I am more than capable of staying quiet if he or anyone else asks. As long as this elaborate charade of yours isn't causing any serious damage, I can not very well tell you to stop.

[wilder]

Well, it shouldn't cause any damage, anyway. Sure maybe I went about it an insane way, but I really do mean it that I'm just trying to live a peaceful life.

But... thanks, seriously.

Oh! Here! Wanted to give you this as a "welcome to the app/bullshit" gift.

[Viktor will receive a text message, informing him that he now has a VIP membership for Random Play]

Just so we're clear, that's my sister's video store- not my Onlyfans.

[hexcrafter]

'Maybe' does not apply here, that is completely insane. But that's about the extent of my input on the matter.


I would hope it isn't, you're miles off of my type. Although, I do appreciate it.